Monday 9 May 2011

That's COUNCILLOR Jimbo to you, mate!

Hmm: 563 votes, about a quarter of the electors, and I only know about 20 people in town: that's a lot of people sick of Nth Herefordshire Tory Party AKA the Bill Wiggin Fan Club.

I'm definitely not getting recognised yet, though. Spotted a nice statue of Poseidon in the charity shop for my Roman herb garden.
Little old lady: 'Who's he the god of?'
Me: 'The sea.'
Little old lady (having carefully finished wrapping it): 'So, are you a sailor then?'