Just spent a pleasant afternoon potting up the mizuna and working out that what the terribly clever Standards Committee are saying is that they can't take any action against councillors because there is no evidence that any councillor ever voted to have me declared a "vexatious hooligan" or whatever it is I'm supposed to be.
And on that basis, a nice email to the Town Clerk:
http://www.yourconvenience.co.uk/VexatiousNonsense.pdf
Have a nice weekend, Town Clerk!
You'll find a spot of gardening keeps your blood pressure down!