Ah, the smell of greasepaint...

All set for tonight's gig "Bill Wiggin: His Part In My Downfall".
I'm assuming this is the first ever performance by a Stand-up Town Councillor so wish me luck.

All props are now assembled:
1 Plastic Tardis (Toys R Us) Check!
1 pair white oven gloves (Dunelm store) Check!
1 tricorn hat (Tricorn Hats R Us ) Check!

LEOMINSTER: ARE YOU READY TO ROOCCKKK???

Wonder if Bill'll turn up?

PS: Naturally, the show ends with a song. Anyone wanting to join in I'd better give you a clue in advance in the shape of verse 2:

"Take a tip from Bill Wiggin
Those are gold mines he's been diggin'
'Cause every single pence is
On expenses:
Bill can pick a pocket or two!

You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys..."